page_0: "Urwain,

Nice wetwork, bro. You've got Braunstein eating out of your ass. He actually made you night supervisor. LMTAO! Props for styling on one of the biggest autists in the City. It must suck brailles tryna dunk a legit application when you're up against a Triop. Ain't no kinda pussy thirsting over bitch ass NPCs.

The eye beam is a nothingburger. \"Eyestrain\" Braunstein has had a hard-on for that shit since uni, when everyone else was out getting laid. He'd take a perfectly gay old rock and holler it's full of crabs or some shit, only to peep their drip you best be flexing deadass pimped-up eyes. Like whoever pops that cherry finna roll with the Ocular Superiors... Hella fnordsplaining, amirite? He's not a wiztard or a piggen, so it's prolly just like \"Imma drop some vision-signalling on my jorges\". You just know his pareido ancestor was all about that taffer life. It's literally the Superiors' whole vibe: \"You see what you deserve to see\". Respect the hustle, in other words, but don't get cucked.

Speaking of the O.G. Braunstein (Dreydolf von), his See-Monkeys are still your money shot. The last few noped off to the tropics when Seeing Eye busted his crib, but no one ever grokked the secret formula. You'll soon know if Vitreous is frobbing it. He could change his name to \"Dudley Shadows\" for all the opsec it'll bring him: homie still runs through a taff-load of NHPs."

page_1: "Inter-genus ocular interfacing is still proscribed ofc, but that's a meme. Taffers don't know we've got enough big dick energy to BTTO any and all who steps to us. Trioptimal could def taff with that shit in the three-eyed camera line.

Stay taffpilled.

- Your bros,
Meirs and Jerrul Triop"